What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What number is higher than infinity?

420

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.