What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?"

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

Tool Jokes More Tool Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do