What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

Tool Jokes More Tool Jokes

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.