Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.
She needed some better grip on her broomstick.
Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
A big red sports car.
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
Cashews.
Red Red Wine!
Because he was stuck in denial.
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
Both are a glaze
Torte
Scottsdale.
