Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
It doesn't need cleaning
5mins later* Me: I need a new room.
I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.
He charges you double.
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
Yorkies
A boogati!
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
The fact you love it.
ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
Cake.
A bundt cake!
Because they are all a bunch of tools.
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
