How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!