What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.