What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

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Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.