Hot Water Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.