What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

Hot Water Jokes More Hot Water Jokes

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.