What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.