Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.