Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
She's only happy when "It's Complicated."
None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.
chickens
Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.
A frog. It croaks every night.
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!
An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey
They refuse to have liters.