Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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Burgatory

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What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

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How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.