Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

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How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Womb-mates"

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Why do you fight using only your feet?

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.