What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What do old people often do?

Die

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.