What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.