What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

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What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.