Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.