Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.