Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.