Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

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When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.