What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

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What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!