What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds