What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu