What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

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How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

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What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.