What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

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What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."