What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

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What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

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What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.

What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

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Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers