Ill Jokes

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ?

Buster tire can I use your phone !

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

Myshelf Jokes More Myshelf Jokes

What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor