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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..

Illness Jokes More Illness Jokes

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.