Poetry Jokes

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas"

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?

A flossiraptor

Performer Jokes More Performer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Why can not Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Little Finger Jokes More Little Finger Jokes

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas"

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !