Poetry Jokes

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas"

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ?

Aries a reason why I talk this way !

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas"

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Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex