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Hodor.
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
The bogeyman.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
Raisin Bran
Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.
Sorry I'm a little horse!
Feeling a little horse.
Guard : He went through the entrance.
Hodor
One that smells like a snow man.
Because they have a tutankhamun!
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
Kick his sister in the jaw.