How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.