How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

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How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.