How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"