What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

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Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone?

He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Cthulhu Jokes More Cthulhu Jokes

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

Hilter Jokes More Hilter Jokes

What does Hilter get when he's scared?

The hebrewgeebies

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!