What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm?

Organised crime.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

Cthulhu Jokes More Cthulhu Jokes

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

Hilter Jokes More Hilter Jokes

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What does Hilter get when he's scared?

The hebrewgeebies