What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

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What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

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What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Hilter Jokes More Hilter Jokes

What does Hilter get when he's scared?

The hebrewgeebies

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!