What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

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What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook?

The NecroNomNomNom!

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.