Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

Handgun Jokes More Handgun Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.