What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

What do feminists and zookeepers have in common?

Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone.

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What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!