Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Jihad Jokes More Jihad Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.