What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

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What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.