What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

Previous Random Joke Next
Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Jihad Jokes More Jihad Jokes

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

Hello Jokes More Hello Jokes

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.