What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

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Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.