What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Why don't Muslims have dirty minds?

Because they're so easily brainwashed.

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What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!