What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

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What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!