Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

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What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.