What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

Matisse Jokes More Matisse Jokes

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!