What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

Why are dentists really good hackers?

Because they always get root access.

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.