What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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Why are dentists really good hackers?

Because they always get root access.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!