What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

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What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.