What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What's another name for a Dentists?

A filling station!

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Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Matisse Jokes More Matisse Jokes

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.