What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

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Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.