What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.