Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

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Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli