What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling