What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.