What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!