Tuna Jokes

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

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What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Tuna Fish Jokes More Tuna Fish Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!