What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow