What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

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What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow