What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

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Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.