Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

What do you call a rich Chinese person ?

cha ching

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection?

Hi Ping

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.