Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a rich Chinese person ?

cha ching

What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does mowgli run away from Shere Khan?

Islamophobia.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.