What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.