What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis