What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.