What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.