What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato"

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Japanese Woman Jokes More Japanese Woman Jokes

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian