What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

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It can be a slippery slope.

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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You're two shellfish."

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Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians