What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

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What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you call a well-endowed Asian man?

Hung Lo

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Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians