Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.