Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.