Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.