Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.