Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.