Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.