Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Previous Random Joke Next
Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's a Japanese person's hangover cure?

Soba Noodles

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Japanese Woman Jokes More Japanese Woman Jokes

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.