Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

How did ISIS do on their French test?

They bombed it...

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

What did the Japanese stoner say?

Toke yo

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.