Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Japanese Woman Jokes More Japanese Woman Jokes

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.