Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.