Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.