Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is Snoopy's favorite Japanese dish?

Snushi.

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

Japanese Woman Jokes More Japanese Woman Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.