What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

Japanese Woman Jokes More Japanese Woman Jokes

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!