What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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