What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

How I broke my cat's knees?

With rude eyes.

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Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Japanese Woman Jokes More Japanese Woman Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.