What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

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Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"