What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.