What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.