Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.