Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."