Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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Whats long, brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."