What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.