What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.