What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.