Chest Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Squat Jokes More Squat Jokes

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Breast Implant Jokes More Breast Implant Jokes

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.