Chest Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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They have no home to run to

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

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Kick em.

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What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

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Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

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Date Simon Cowell.

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19 Kids and Counting

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Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.