Chest Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Weightlifter Jokes More Weightlifter Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!