Palestinians Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis?

They have RAMallah.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Al Jazeera Jokes More Al Jazeera Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Palestinian Jokes More Palestinian Jokes

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.