Palestinians Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis?

They have RAMallah.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A: A wisecrack.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Big Eye Jokes More Big Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.