What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.