What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

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How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

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What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry