What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

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What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

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What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

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What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

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What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.