What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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What did the the dad say to the feminist?

Hugh Mungus

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.