What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

Amnesia Jokes More Amnesia Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

Forgot Jokes More Forgot Jokes

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.