What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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Someone told me but I forgot.

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.