What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.