Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Forgot Jokes More Forgot Jokes

What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient?

I forgot.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Linda Jokes More Linda Jokes

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon