Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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edit: i forgot to say please.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.