Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.