Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
A. The cold shoulder.
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
I glove you.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
A Puthy
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
C Moon
M: Linda.