Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon