Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?

A forty-carrot wedding ring.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

Linda Jokes More Linda Jokes

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon