What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed