What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.