What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.