What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.