Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant
Cantilever? (can't I leave her)
Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
A schoolbus full of children.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
