Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant
Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
Because telling them once wasn't enough.
He only got nailed by guys )
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
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