What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

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What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.