What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Schoolbus Jokes More Schoolbus Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.