What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Schoolbus Jokes More Schoolbus Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside