What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Schoolbus Jokes More Schoolbus Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside