What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside