What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

Previous Random Joke Next
Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

Schoolbus Jokes More Schoolbus Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.