What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the third child's name?

Timothy.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Why is sperm white?

Because it can swim

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Schoolbus Jokes More Schoolbus Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside