What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Schoolbus Jokes More Schoolbus Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside