What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside