What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

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What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!