What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!