What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!