What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!