What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!