What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

Schoolbus Jokes More Schoolbus Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!