How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

What did the mod say to the other?

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