How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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