How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

No, I'm dead serious."

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

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What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What does a mod do in their spare time?

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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