How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"