How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."