I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Talk in your sleep.
Mourning wood.
They both know when you are sleeping.
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."
Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.
It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
I replied "It's hard to keep track."
Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..