How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"