Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

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Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!