Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

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Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

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What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next