Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

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What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!